This has been a puzzle and I could never get all the pieces to fit. I've been looking at this all wrong. I've been trying to fit this puzzle together under the assumption Bush is a fool, Rumsfeld is incompetent, and Cheney is an evil jackass. But lets assume these guys have a plan. That this plan has been working swimmingly, that is until Russia and China got in there way. Lets have another look and see how well the pieces come together.
1)"My way or the highway" Diplomacy 101 says you keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. This statement achieves none of these goals. It is definatly not gonna help when your trying to build a coalition. Why would he say that? Well if your trying to destabalise the M E now it makes some sense. You get your hands on all the buttons. And nobodys looking over your shoulder figuring out what your up to.
- The first day
If your trying to win the hearts and minds of a country I would think protecting there National Treasures would be a high priority. But the first day there history museum gets wiped out. Whatever happened? I'm completly dark. Well if your trying to destabalise its a very nice start. It sends the message of lawlessness. And the looting, raping and pillaging of a country begins. Rumsfeld was told he didn't have enough troops and he fired the guy. If your trying to destabalise the M. E. well then you have more than enough troops.
- Abu Grab
The greatest tool for Al Quida in recruiting is Abu Grab. Why in the world would you put such vital National Interest into the hands of these poorly trained National Guardmen. And these guys must have been hand picked. Captain Lipinski said there were placards all around the prison saying no cameras. And these soldiers are posing for a camera beside 5 class a felony's. I'm no rocket scientist but why would you trust these particular soldiers? Why would you put America's prestige, reputation, and morale authority into these particular hands unless of course, you need some pictures. Bushes MO has always been to attack the messenger. But not this one time. A very quiet investigation if you will. If Bush was ever gonna raise holy hell for leaks I would think this would be it. But If Bush was planning all along to leak pictures I guess you really don't need to know who the messenger is. I mean who leaked the pictures? The trail couldn't have been too wide or too long. Al Quida's ranks swell and everything is going along as planned. All the pieces are finally fitting together quite nicely.
- Iran
You haven't got enough soldiers for Afganistan. You haven't got enough enough soldiers for Iraq. Your soldiers are on 15 month rotation and multiple deployments. Why are you so bent on starting a third war with a country that actually has an army. An army you can hurt with bombs but not cripple. And our soldiers are sitting ducks in a very hostile envirement. I'm speculating now, but if history is the yardstick, an attack on our soldiers will give Bush the opportunity to destabalise the entire Middle East. He could even turn the place into a parking lot. The cost would include sacrificing a few thousands soldiers but thats the fun in being a madman. Unfortunatly for Bush & Cheney, Putin has saved the day. We know Putin has said Bush needs to stop running around like a madman with a knife. I would presume he has told Bush to stay out of Iran or Bush will have to answer to Russia and China. Bush releases a made up version of Iranian aggression. Which explains the sudden appearance of a China sub next to a battle group. It also explains the buzzing of Aircraft Carriers by Russian bombers.It would explain the story of sonar and whales. This is reminding me of The Cuba Missle Crisis except this time were the bad guys. Everything is heating up and I thought my friends should know.